I was driving my big Healey in town back in the 70's and all of a sudden saw
the cherries light up behind me.
I'm like..."wtf?"
Cop comes up to the car and says...
"Know anyone that wants to buy a tonneau for an MGB?"
-----Original Message-----
From owner-spridgets at autox.team.net [mailto:owner-spridgets@autox.team.net]
On Behalf Of b-evans@earthlink.net
Sent: Thursday, October 27, 2005 6:23 PM
To: Bud Pazur
Cc: spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: License Plates
Bud Pazur wrote:
>Do you ever think someone is drunk when they act like this, or are there
indicators that tell you he isn't drunk, he's just an a**hole?
>
I found that the one who acted this way are always an anal orfice.
(Cops will know if someone is drunk before they pull them over.) That
is why I say you can never talk yourself OUT of a ticket, but you can
sure talk yourself INTO one. A piece of advice: never argue with the
cop. I would guess that 95% of the time he knows when he steps out of
his car whether or not he is going to cite you or let you off (police
work CAN be very boring, and sometimes they just want to get out of
their car and talk to someone). Don't give the cop a ration of equine
feces. Just sign the ticket (it is NOT an admission of guilt), and then
go to court to present your case.
(Keep in mind that I am not still a cop. I have had a chequered career
as a newspaper reporter, newspaper editor, cop, university history
professor, and as a Federal investigator. You see, I get bored easily
and keep wanting to be doing something new and different. Which is
another way of saying I don't know what I want to do when I grow up.)
Buster Evans
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