In a message dated 11/15/2005 9:23:46 A.M. Mountain Standard Time,
NOTICE TO ALL CALIFORNIA SPRITE / MIDGET OWNERS
Do not, repeat DO NOT tell the weather-whinging owners on the East Coast
(North of Georgia), Rust Belt, or Frigid North that the driving season
in California extends from January 1 through December 31. We already
have enough people in California!!!
And the people of Texas and New Mexico would appreciate if you would KEEP
Texan in New Mexico
Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash, and Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower Alleygaroo!
Don't we know archaic barrel, Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
Trolley Molly don't love Harold, Boola Boola Pensacoola Hullabaloo!