On Tue, 13 Jun 1995, Andrew Mace wrote:
> blond with blue eyes? If not, then I guess it must have been my son who
> found a sharp enough stick to, shall we say, "pinstripe" the clearcoat
> on (thank goodness it was only) the Subaru a few weeks ago. I'd like to
Gee, here you all are being kind and gentle to children with screwdrivers
and sharp sticks, when just a few weeks ago you were devising cruel and
unusual punishment for cats that put footprints on your bonnets. I should
think you could devise ways to would teach those children a lesson they
would not soon forget!
I know I wanted to do something drastic when my now ex-wife carried hay
bales into the field on top of the clear-coated trunk of a new $15,000 car
(well 6 years ago, $15000 was real money for a car). It brings to mind a
new category, the DPS (dreaded previous spouse).
Ray Gibbons Dept. of Molecular Physiology & Biophysics
Univ. of Vermont College of Medicine, Burlington, VT
gibbons@northpole.med.uvm.edu (802) 656-8910
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