A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference
between potential and reality?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother
if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what
you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix
up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potential and
reality?'
The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million
dollars.
But in reality we're living with two hookers and a homo.
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