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RE: One can only try...

To: LSelz@aol.com, stuross@tempest.nac.net, carfindr@tiac.net,
Subject: RE: One can only try...
From: Gerry Willburn <Gerry.Willburn@trw.com>
Date: Mon, 22 Mar 1999 07:39:03 -0800
You have obviously never met my wife, Barbara or Kathy Bard, Karen Barry,
Nancy Ullerich (current president of the Plus 4 Club) or the many other
enthusiastic MORGAN drivers of the fairer sex.

Gerry


> -----Original Message-----
> From: LSelz@aol.com [SMTP:LSelz@aol.com]
> Sent: Saturday, March 20, 1999 4:11 PM
> To:   stuross@tempest.nac.net; carfindr@tiac.net; Morgans@autox.team.net
> Subject:      Re: One can only try...
> 
> Stu -
> 
> You know, I'm trying to think........I've never met a woman who liked to
> drive
> a Morgan.  My wife liked to double behind me on my BSA twin, but she
> considers
> the Morgan too uncomfortable by comparison to really enjoy.  The cars tend
> to
> be too basic and impractical.  A woman figures "What's the point?  Why
> make
> yourself miserable when for a lot less money, you can get something that
> goes
> faster and is safer?"  A man figures "Arf arf arf, growl, roar.  Takes a
> MAN
> to drive this thing down the road, wind in your chest hair, feet burning
> up,
> spine getting jarred.  Woman can't handle it, arf woof woof."  I don't
> know
> about you, but that's why I've got mine.  And if you've got a 12-cylinder
> Jag,
> you're even worse.  "ARF, SNARL, GRUFF!  Not only am I burning up and
> uncomfortable, I have to bore 12 cylinders and lap 24 valves and pay $5000
> for
> a crank rebuild.  Top THAT, nancy-boys with your 4-bangers!   ARRRH!" 
> 
>  I wish I had one!
> 
>       
> Lannis

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