Sung to the tune of Dean Martin's "That's Amore"
When you bid much too high, for something you must buy, that'sa ebay
New Old Stock makes you drool, just like pasta fazool, you must bid.
Beanie Babies, perfume, and a new shop vacume, that'sa ebay
Bumpers of chrome, new seat foams, for the wife, a new cellphone, got to
Well, it's a start, feel free to add to it if you so desire.
[mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]On Behalf Of RBHouston@aol.com
Sent: Sunday, December 12, 1999 11:22 PM
To: email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org
Cc: email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: Re: E-bay
In a message dated 12/10/1999 9:56:04 PM Mountain Standard Time,
> Jay and Stefan...
> You are both absolutely right, it is a form of bid manipulation. As
> it is
> unethical in all auctions, whether at Sotheby's, Christie's or on the
> Internet. It
> is also a clear violation of eBay rules and has rightly resulted in
> banished. If anyone thinks that it is OK to break the rule, they would
> saying it would be OK for a seller to break the same rule by using a
> to drive
> up a price.
> Bob Evans
> Anaheim, California
Robert, Ed, chuck, Frank...
oolitcay onya hetay ebayya....these guys are going to figure out our plans
for Spridget part monopolization and ultimate world domination. By the way
Guido says the take from the slots are down, Ed you are late on your veto
the trilateral presidential pick, and chuck the John Birtch society is
reporting you for late dues payment.
Robert, the brown shirts you ordered and the arm bands should be ready next
Did we ever figure out Jays address for the Chicago guys?...the ought to be
law against witness relocation........
Robert Houston...gotta go, the voices want me to clean the guns