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Re: OK, JOKES OVER!!!

To: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
Subject: Re: OK, JOKES OVER!!!
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2000 11:21:18 -0600
Cc: Glen Byrns <grbyrns@ucdavis.edu>, Spridgets <spridgets@autox.team.net>
References: <200001281621.LAA09066@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
Man! if he had be one of the writers for "My Mother the Car" it would probably
still be on the air today,  ..................... as a Soap Opera!! <G>

Larry Macy wrote:

> Now we know who writes all those letters in Penthouse
>
> Anonymous
>
> At this exact moment in time 1/27/00 11:13 PM, grbyrns@ucdavis.edu made
> the profound statement:
>
> >I confess.  I did it.  I brought down the bad weather for others by enjoying
> >our good weather too much.
> >
> >When I got home for lunch today, the sun was out, the sky was blue.... I
> >parked the Volvo way to the side of the driveway to leave room to back the
> >Bugeye out of the garage.  Opening the garage door with hushed anticipation,
> >I gazed over the newly paneled interior (thanks Frank C.)and my heart began
> >to thump in my chest.  Slowly I unzipped the tonneau cover, opening the
> >snaps one by one.  Gently I rolled it up and set it aside.  This ride was to
> >be TOTALLY open.  The little silver key, now dangling alone on a separate
> >little ring (thanks Rick W.) teased and begged to be turned. NO! First a
> >gently but firm pull of the choke to just the right spot and a short tug on
> >the starter to stir the blood in its veins.  Now grasping the key between my
> >trembling fingers, I turned it.  The little red light told me now was the
> >moment... and I pulled the starter button.  The red light was overcome by
> >the rush of energy pouring from the alternator (Frank C.) as the engine
> >started on the second rotation (thanks PO).  I let out the breath I didn't
> >realize I had been holding and eased in the choke. A smooth and steady idle
> >purred beneath the hood (Crane Cams) and sent a vibration up my spine (bad
> >motor mounts). My breath now was coming in ragged gasps as I...
> >
> >Oops! coffee water is hot, gotta go now.
> >                              Regards, Glen Byrns
> >
> >
> >Brad Fornal wrote:
> >
> >
> >>I don't know which of you jokers was so mad about me cruisin' around
> >>with the top down and in a short sleeve shirt Saturday that you send
> >>down all this damn snow. You mean, vindictive, rotten,  um,
> >>............er, ............. Montana Bob YOU!!  Who ever you are, I
> >>want you to come down here and get all this snow, NOW!!!!  You don't
> >>need to fess up here on the list, and I really don't need to know who
> >>you are, just come down tonight, I'll keep my eyes closed, PROMISE. When
> >>I wake up in the morning I want all this white crap gone... That's it,
> >>nothing more, I live in Texas for the LBC weather, I don't need this. I
> >>want my top down again (:^(
> >>
> >>




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