On Fri, 26 Apr 2002, Larry Steckel wrote:
| Boy I can see it now.
|
| I'm cruising down the highway in my brand new ZMW pickup truck. Slammed of
| course, with wide wheels and 40 series tires. Neon bulbs aglow under the
| running boards. Blacked out windows. A big subwoofer in the bed. Munching on
| a kielbassa sandwich and a halupke, listening to Frankie Yankovitch polka
| records on the CD, all the while towing my ZMW 2 door coupe to the
| autocross.
You forgot to mention the part where the dash falls off, shifter breaks in
your hand, engine overheats, hubbie detaches from the wheel and maims a
small rodent, and the bed separates from the rest of the truck, causing a
thirty-car pileup behind you as your "Zimmer" coupe tumbles aimlessly
about the highway. :D
--
Paul McGovern
http://isles.krad.org
Team Slow Northeast - http://www.teamslow.org
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