An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she appeared before the Judge, he asked her,
"What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches Your Honor."
The Judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was
hungry.
The Judge then asked her, "How many peaches were in the can".
She replied, "Six."
The Judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband
spoke up and asked the judge if he could
say something.
The Judge said, "What is it?
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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> An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
> When she appeared before the Judge, he asked her,
>
> "What did you steal?"
>
> She replied, "A can of peaches Your Honor."
>
> The Judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she
was hungry.
>
> The Judge then asked her, "How many peaches were in the can". She
replied, "Six."
>
> The Judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
>
> Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could
say something.
>
> The Judge said, "What is it?
>
> The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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