If it had been one of my four (4) ex-wives,
I would have told the Judge she stole a 5lb bag of sugar
Kirk
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> An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
>
> When she appeared before the Judge, he asked her,
>
> "What did you steal?"
>
> She replied, "A can of peaches Your Honor."
>
> The Judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was
> hungry.
>
> The Judge then asked her, "How many peaches were in the can".
>
> She replied, "Six."
>
> The Judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
>
> Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's
> husband
> spoke up and asked the judge if he could
> say something.
>
> The Judge said, "What is it?
>
> The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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>> An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
>
>> When she appeared before the Judge, he asked her,
>>
>> "What did you steal?"
>>
>> She replied, "A can of peaches Your Honor."
>>
>> The Judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she
> was hungry.
>>
>> The Judge then asked her, "How many peaches were in the can". She
> replied, "Six."
>>
>> The Judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
>>
>> Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's
> husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could
> say something.
>>
>> The Judge said, "What is it?
>>
>> The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
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