When it is no fun driving any more you can:
1. Move to another location where the sun always shines, the weather is =
perfect the people are friendly and the traffic jams are minor. (I =
personally prefer Santa Rosa, California, but to each his own)
2. Change jobs (I am trying)
3. Buy a new car, or a new old car, or an old old car, or any other type =
of vehicle (e.g. Harley, Piper, etc.) that make it more fun.
4. Get a divorce (No, no.. dear, I didn't mean it, ouch!! forget that =
one, besides she will get the car anyway)
5. Take a long vacation and let the heat of the sun bake out the =
drearies.
6. Drink a lot (then take a cab)
7. Watch 10 Demi Moore movies, non-stop and then tell yourself that your =
wife/girlfriend/significant other, etc., is better looking, more fun to =
be with and that you are not interested in Demi (yeah, right!)
8. all of the above.
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