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RE: Missouri Endurance Rally (WARNING: THIS MAY NOT BE SERIOUS)

To: "'barneymg@juno.com'" <barneymg@juno.com>
Subject: RE: Missouri Endurance Rally (WARNING: THIS MAY NOT BE SERIOUS)
From: "Unger, Larry G @ MAN" <larry.g.unger@lmco.com>
Date: Tue, 18 Mar 1997 11:14:07 -0500
>>>>Larry Unger wrote:
>>>>>Just remember that Bob Allen referred to the 'A' as a
>>>>>"Performance Bimbo" ... "a slimy-skinned aquatic
>>>>>mammal that is out of place on dry land" ... so I'm
>>>>>counting on ya to kick some serious butt ... ;^)

>>>Barney Gaylord replied:
>>>>Yeah, I got that quote the first time around.  But I have
>>>>to overlook it here, as an endurance rally is more of a
>>>>navigational thing, having less to do with the type of car.
>>>>OTOH, if I could just sucker him into an autocross ..........

>>Bob Allen replied:
>>>Whoa there, you low-wattage, vaccum filled, glass-bubbled,
>>>poorly grounded, artificial illumination Lucas electircal device!
>>>
>>>I was merely being agreeable with other members of the list!
>>>In my defense, please see the complete text as carefully
>>>retrieved from my archive!
>>>
>>>You will find it immediately following the Standard Disclaimer,
>>>enclosed below, which provides gentle suggestions to the
>>>literate reader.
>>>
>>>Now, as for me, I can't imagine why that Limey Smith fellow
>>>would make such a viscious and callus attack on the sacred
>>>'A'. That car is really, really, purty. Slow as a turtle's
>>>talliwacker but gall' durn purty!
>
>Barney Gaylord replied:
>>Yeah Larry.  Bob's right.  It was just a quote, not his own words.
>>(But he may be pulling a Rush Limbaugh thing on us).  At any
>>rate, he shouldn't be the one to get steamed.  He who posts the
>>standard disclaimer at the end of a message should certainly
>>understand that the same disclaimer applies to the response
>>as well.
>>
>>Of course he's still making blatent remarks about MGAs being
>>slow. Didn't say anything about that autocross thing though, did
>>he?
>>
>>Now if I can just figure out which one of us he has so eloquently
>>called a DIMBULB?
>

Ahh ... but I must disagree ... they were direct quotes from Bob's
posts.  Andy Smith merely replied to Bob's query regarding 'blow
holes' with "Dolphin? ... Whale?". The quote was Bob's embellishment
of Andy's reply.

So ... he continues to make blatant remarks about 'A's being
slow, but won't accept your autocross challenge.  Do you think that
he might be intimidated by an 'A'?  Perhaps that bulge in the hood
of his 'C' isn't that virile after all.

By the way, I'm sure that it was you that he was referring to as
a DIMBULB ... it certainly couldn't have been me.

Of course Bob's STANDARD DISCLAIMER applies.

Safety Fast! ... larry.g.unger@lmco.com
'61 MGA 1600 MkII
Bob Allen Certified
"Performance Bimbo"
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