And England DID beat Australia at the proper game !
Guy
----- Original Message -----
From "rob thomas" <rob at thomasr.greatxscape.net>
To: "Guy Weller" <guy@weller-lakes.greatxscape.net>
Cc: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: 18 November 2000 17:17
Subject: Re: Dark Forces!
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Charley & Peggy Robinson <ccrobins@ktc.com>
> To: Guy Weller <guy@weller-lakes.greatxscape.net>
> Cc: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
> Sent: 17 November 2000 20:46
> Subject: Re: Dark Forces!
>
>
> > That pinion is bound to bounce into the works and be destroyed at
> > best. It'll cause the tranny to lock up on a country road at
night in a
> > sleet storm and you with no foul weather gear. Find a way to get
it out
> > of there.
> >
> > CR
> >
> Get a brass tack or a long metal nail. Hold it in the jaws of a
pair of
> needle-nosed pliers. Bend the nail until you can touch the widget.
Remove
> the nail from inside the box. Heat with a blowtorch until cherry
red.
> Stuff nail back into hole until smell of molten nylon burnt the
surface
> coating off of your eyes. Allow to cool. Remove widget which is
melted
> firmly onto nail. Buy new Widget. Remove gearbox, as that is the
only way
> to get the new Widget in. Curse loudly and at great length. Sell
car. Buy
> Nissan Cedric or similarly bland Rice Burner. Develop a taste for
C&W
> music, line dancing and grocery shopping. Marry ugly, but
predictable,
> girl. Produce 2.4 children. Grow beard. Take great interest in
Gore/Bush
> politics. Unsubscribe from this list and join Chess club. Learn
all about
> pensions and investments...
>
> S***, that reminds me. I was meant to phone my brother. Gotta go!
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