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Re: Dark Forces!

To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: Dark Forces!
Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2000 19:23:02 -0000
References: <000901c0509b$6fbec4a0$cbed883e@guy> <3A159939.831A14C3@ktc.com> <000e01c05207$236d7ac0$dbc5883e@pbncomputer>
And England DID beat Australia at the proper game !
Guy


----- Original Message -----
From "rob thomas" <rob at thomasr.greatxscape.net>
To: "Guy Weller" <guy@weller-lakes.greatxscape.net>
Cc: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: 18 November 2000 17:17
Subject: Re: Dark Forces!


> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Charley & Peggy Robinson <ccrobins@ktc.com>
> To: Guy Weller <guy@weller-lakes.greatxscape.net>
> Cc: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
> Sent: 17 November 2000 20:46
> Subject: Re: Dark Forces!
>
>
> > That pinion is bound to bounce into the works and be destroyed at
> > best.  It'll cause the tranny to lock up on a country road at
night in a
> > sleet storm and you with no foul weather gear.  Find a way to get
it out
> > of there.
> >
> >   CR
> >
> Get a brass tack or a long metal nail.  Hold it in the jaws of a
pair of
> needle-nosed pliers.  Bend the nail until you can touch the widget.
Remove
> the nail from inside the box.  Heat with a blowtorch until cherry
red.
> Stuff nail back into hole until smell of molten nylon burnt the
surface
> coating off of your eyes.  Allow to cool.  Remove widget which is
melted
> firmly onto nail.  Buy new Widget.  Remove gearbox, as that is the
only way
> to get the new Widget in.  Curse loudly and at great length.  Sell
car.  Buy
> Nissan Cedric or similarly bland Rice Burner.  Develop a taste for
C&W
> music, line dancing and grocery shopping.  Marry ugly, but
predictable,
> girl.  Produce 2.4 children.  Grow beard.  Take great interest in
Gore/Bush
> politics.  Unsubscribe from this list and join Chess club.  Learn
all about
> pensions and investments...
>
> S***, that reminds me.  I was meant to phone my brother.  Gotta go!

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