At 09:07 PM 7/20/98 -0400, you wrote:
>
>Sumner Weisman wrote:
>>
>> Malcolm,
>>
>> George Carlin's words are good. However, I'm going to divulge to you
>> "Weisman's Theory of Bad Drivers". I have been studying the subject for
>> years, and have never published it before. You heard it here first. Once
>> you and the other listers think about it, I am confident that you will
>> concur.
>>
>> Weisman's First Law of Bad Drivers:
>>
>> Whenever you are in a long line of cars that is being held up by someone
>> going 25 mph in a 55 zone, the offending driver will always be a little old
>> guy wearing a hat.
>>
>> Notes: 1. It doesn't matter what kind of a hat. It may be a cap, fedora,
>> or whatever.
>>
>> 2. Usually, the guy can't see over the dashboard.
>>
>> 3. Old guys not wearing hats drive like you and me. Only those
with hats
>> drive slow enough to hold up all the traffic.
>>
>> Sumner Weisman
>> 62 TR-3B
>>
>Sumner,you are only partially correct.In Texas on I10 between Houston
>and Beaumont it is always old women with blue hair, usually driving a
>Cadillac.
>Stu
>
And another rider must also be added. My husband needs to protect his
pate, so in the Texas Hill Country, hats are a must, at least for those
people not endowed with a full head of hair. Especially in this blistering
weather.
Elizabeth
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