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OK, HEAR THIS, HEAR THIS.
Is it just me or is there a vast RIGHT wing conspiricy out there?
Let all be known that if you are not RIGHT handed everything is
conspired against you .
Lefties of the world stand up for what the right handers have had for
Read on, you'll see why I'm so PO'ed
Where are the LEFT hand clicks,LEFT hand index pointers,(Look at your
computor DRAG icon)LEFT hand screw top jars,LEFT side watch winders,
LEFT hand pencil sharpeners,LEFT hand emergency park brake handles,LEFT
side toilet paper holders,LEFT
side answer 'phone buttons,and ad nueseum........I'm ticked, just had to
move my mouse back to the LEFT side of my desk after some RIGHT handed
person used it.Like toilet seats, why can't they put 'em where they
found 'em ! Btw..........In the army I remember my sar'ent major
saying, "By the LEFT, quick march' left, left, left right left"
?..........Oh yer, an' a LEFTtenant, but there again I remember a
squaddy who thought "Naffy
van driver" was a Dutchman !
DK............NIL DESPERANDVM ET AL ILLIGITIMVS CARBORVNDOM ET TERRANIUM
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Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1999 19:52:46 -0600
From: Don Kerr <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Organization: DKV EURO
To: email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org
Subject: This is NO footboyle laddie.
Ok every body, HEAR THIS.......HEAR THIS.
DK is getting ticked, there seems to be a world wide conspiricy
against not a small amount of us.
Who on these lists is......Left handed.
This is my problem....
Every time I use a computor, the little hand pointer is using its
RIGHT HAND INDEX FINGER ! and
every time you get a prompt it suggests using the RIGHT mouse button.
This is not were I live.Anyone else think this stuff is going tooooooo
far? or am I on my own out here here?.
Gear shift on the RIGHT.
Jar tops screw to the RIGHT
Write from left to RIGHT
Door handles on the RIGHT
Radio and ash tray on the RIGHT
Watch winders for the RIGHT.
RIGHT hand threads
Buttons on answer 'phones on the RIGHT and thousands more, blast it !
DK ............ Nil Desperandum Illigitimus et al Carberundum