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Re: This is NO footboyle laddie.

To: "Stéphane St-Amant" <steph71tr6@crosswinds.net>, David Massey <105671.471@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: This is NO footboyle laddie.
From: "Cecil & Willy Monk" <whmonk@inetone.net>
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 1999 14:46:44 -0500
Cc: triumphs@autox.team.net
Didn't want to feel "LEFT" out of this tread.  Both my husband and I are 
lefties.

"Everyone is born right handed; only the greatest overcome it!"

Taken from a cup purchased at LEFT-lanta
Atlanta's only left-handed specialty store
1-800-745-left

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>From: Stéphane St-Amant <steph71tr6@crosswinds.net>
>To: "David Massey" <105671.471@compuserve.com>
>Cc: <triumphs@autox.team.net>
>Subject: Re: This is NO footboyle laddie.
>Date: Sat, Dec 11, 1999, 10:04 PM
>

>
> Hello Dave,
>
> I don't want to scare you but you better be nice with the lefties, I'm one
> of them!!! ;-)
>
> Steph
> '71 TR6 CC59683 (Just about to be taken apart!)
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: David Massey <105671.471@compuserve.com>
> To: Don Kerr <dkveuro@pop.flash.net>
> Cc: <triumphs@autox.team.net>; <Majordomo@autox.team.net>; brit cars
> <british-cars-owner@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Saturday, December 11, 1999 6:23 PM
> Subject: This is NO footboyle laddie.
>
>
>>
>> Message text written by Don Kerr
>> >OK, HEAR THIS, HEAR THIS.
>> >Is it just me or is there a vast RIGHT wing conspiricy out there?
>> >Let all  be known that if you are not RIGHT handed everything is
>> >conspired against you .  Lefties of the world stand up for what the
>> >right handers have had for years.  Read on, you'll see why I'm
>> >so PO'ed
>>
>> >Where are the LEFT hand clicks,
>>
>> You can swap the right and left mouse buttons.  Go into control panel...
>>
>> >LEFT hand index >pointers,(Look at your computor DRAG icon)
>>
>> Talk to Bill Gates!
>>
>> >LEFT hand screw top jars,
>>
>> If you turn the lid right to get it off you have to turn it left to put it
>> back on! 50 - 50.
>>
>> >LEFT side watch winders,
>>
>> Get a digital.
>>
>> >LEFT hand pencil sharpeners,
>>
>> Electric
>>
>> >LEFT hand emergency park brake handles,
>>
>> Get a Sunbeam Tiger and climb over it every time you get in and out.  Or a
>> right hand steer Triumph of any kind.
>>
>> >LEFT side toilet paper holders,
>>
>> Mine have two legs - no left, no right
>>
>> >LEFTside answer 'phone buttons,and ad nueseum........I'm ticked, just had
>> to
>> move my mouse back to the LEFT side of my desk after some RIGHT handed
>> person used it.
>>
>> Do you leave his on the left when your done?  Maybe you should.
>>
>> >Like toilet seats,
>>
>> Here we go again!  Ann Landers recieved more mail about this than anything
>> else.
>>
>> >why can't they put 'em where they found 'em !  Btw..........In the army I
>> remember my >sar'ent major saying, "By the LEFT, quick march' left, left,
>> left right left"
>> >?..........Oh yer, an' a LEFTtenant, but there again I remember a squaddy
>> who thought >"Naffy van driver" was a Dutchman !
>>
>> >DK............NIL DESPERANDVM ET AL ILLIGITIMVS CARBORVNDOM ET >TERRANIUM
>>
>> Me thinks the Prosac prescription has expired.
>>
>> Thanks for sharing.  Hope you feel better.  We all need to vent from time
>> to time.
>>
>> Cheers
>>
>> Dave
>>
>> Please take this post as intended, toung in cheek.
>>
>
> 

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