Everybody was born RIGHT handed.
How the intelligent ones were able to overcome that handicap!
Joe (Lefty) Curry
Cecil & Willy Monk wrote:
>
> Didn't want to feel "LEFT" out of this tread. Both my husband and I are
> lefties.
>
> "Everyone is born right handed; only the greatest overcome it!"
>
> Taken from a cup purchased at LEFT-lanta
> Atlanta's only left-handed specialty store
> 1-800-745-left
>
> ----------
> >From: Stéphane St-Amant <steph71tr6@crosswinds.net>
> >To: "David Massey" <105671.471@compuserve.com>
> >Cc: <triumphs@autox.team.net>
> >Subject: Re: This is NO footboyle laddie.
> >Date: Sat, Dec 11, 1999, 10:04 PM
> >
>
> >
> > Hello Dave,
> >
> > I don't want to scare you but you better be nice with the lefties, I'm one
> > of them!!! ;-)
> >
> > Steph
> > '71 TR6 CC59683 (Just about to be taken apart!)
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: David Massey <105671.471@compuserve.com>
> > To: Don Kerr <dkveuro@pop.flash.net>
> > Cc: <triumphs@autox.team.net>; <Majordomo@autox.team.net>; brit cars
> > <british-cars-owner@autox.team.net>
> > Sent: Saturday, December 11, 1999 6:23 PM
> > Subject: This is NO footboyle laddie.
> >
> >
> >>
> >> Message text written by Don Kerr
> >> >OK, HEAR THIS, HEAR THIS.
> >> >Is it just me or is there a vast RIGHT wing conspiricy out there?
> >> >Let all be known that if you are not RIGHT handed everything is
> >> >conspired against you . Lefties of the world stand up for what the
> >> >right handers have had for years. Read on, you'll see why I'm
> >> >so PO'ed
> >>
> >> >Where are the LEFT hand clicks,
> >>
> >> You can swap the right and left mouse buttons. Go into control panel...
> >>
> >> >LEFT hand index >pointers,(Look at your computor DRAG icon)
> >>
> >> Talk to Bill Gates!
> >>
> >> >LEFT hand screw top jars,
> >>
> >> If you turn the lid right to get it off you have to turn it left to put it
> >> back on! 50 - 50.
> >>
> >> >LEFT side watch winders,
> >>
> >> Get a digital.
> >>
> >> >LEFT hand pencil sharpeners,
> >>
> >> Electric
> >>
> >> >LEFT hand emergency park brake handles,
> >>
> >> Get a Sunbeam Tiger and climb over it every time you get in and out. Or a
> >> right hand steer Triumph of any kind.
> >>
> >> >LEFT side toilet paper holders,
> >>
> >> Mine have two legs - no left, no right
> >>
> >> >LEFTside answer 'phone buttons,and ad nueseum........I'm ticked, just had
> >> to
> >> move my mouse back to the LEFT side of my desk after some RIGHT handed
> >> person used it.
> >>
> >> Do you leave his on the left when your done? Maybe you should.
> >>
> >> >Like toilet seats,
> >>
> >> Here we go again! Ann Landers recieved more mail about this than anything
> >> else.
> >>
> >> >why can't they put 'em where they found 'em ! Btw..........In the army I
> >> remember my >sar'ent major saying, "By the LEFT, quick march' left, left,
> >> left right left"
> >> >?..........Oh yer, an' a LEFTtenant, but there again I remember a squaddy
> >> who thought >"Naffy van driver" was a Dutchman !
> >>
> >> >DK............NIL DESPERANDVM ET AL ILLIGITIMVS CARBORVNDOM ET >TERRANIUM
> >>
> >> Me thinks the Prosac prescription has expired.
> >>
> >> Thanks for sharing. Hope you feel better. We all need to vent from time
> >> to time.
> >>
> >> Cheers
> >>
> >> Dave
> >>
> >> Please take this post as intended, toung in cheek.
> >>
> >
> >
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