Hello Dave,
I don't want to scare you but you better be nice with the lefties, I'm one
of them!!! ;-)
Steph
'71 TR6 CC59683 (Just about to be taken apart!)
----- Original Message -----
From: David Massey <105671.471@compuserve.com>
To: Don Kerr <dkveuro@pop.flash.net>
Cc: <triumphs@autox.team.net>; <Majordomo@autox.team.net>; brit cars
<british-cars-owner@autox.team.net>
Sent: Saturday, December 11, 1999 6:23 PM
Subject: This is NO footboyle laddie.
>
> Message text written by Don Kerr
> >OK, HEAR THIS, HEAR THIS.
> >Is it just me or is there a vast RIGHT wing conspiricy out there?
> >Let all be known that if you are not RIGHT handed everything is
> >conspired against you . Lefties of the world stand up for what the
> >right handers have had for years. Read on, you'll see why I'm
> >so PO'ed
>
> >Where are the LEFT hand clicks,
>
> You can swap the right and left mouse buttons. Go into control panel...
>
> >LEFT hand index >pointers,(Look at your computor DRAG icon)
>
> Talk to Bill Gates!
>
> >LEFT hand screw top jars,
>
> If you turn the lid right to get it off you have to turn it left to put it
> back on! 50 - 50.
>
> >LEFT side watch winders,
>
> Get a digital.
>
> >LEFT hand pencil sharpeners,
>
> Electric
>
> >LEFT hand emergency park brake handles,
>
> Get a Sunbeam Tiger and climb over it every time you get in and out. Or a
> right hand steer Triumph of any kind.
>
> >LEFT side toilet paper holders,
>
> Mine have two legs - no left, no right
>
> >LEFTside answer 'phone buttons,and ad nueseum........I'm ticked, just had
> to
> move my mouse back to the LEFT side of my desk after some RIGHT handed
> person used it.
>
> Do you leave his on the left when your done? Maybe you should.
>
> >Like toilet seats,
>
> Here we go again! Ann Landers recieved more mail about this than anything
> else.
>
> >why can't they put 'em where they found 'em ! Btw..........In the army I
> remember my >sar'ent major saying, "By the LEFT, quick march' left, left,
> left right left"
> >?..........Oh yer, an' a LEFTtenant, but there again I remember a squaddy
> who thought >"Naffy van driver" was a Dutchman !
>
> >DK............NIL DESPERANDVM ET AL ILLIGITIMVS CARBORVNDOM ET >TERRANIUM
>
> Me thinks the Prosac prescription has expired.
>
> Thanks for sharing. Hope you feel better. We all need to vent from time
> to time.
>
> Cheers
>
> Dave
>
> Please take this post as intended, toung in cheek.
>
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