One of my wife's friends has a theory that penis size in inversely
proportional to vehicle size. She calls it "compensating"
Phil Vanner
Mk1 MIDGET (heh, heh)
-----Original Message-----
From: mgs-owner [SMTP:mgs-owner@autox.team.net]
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 1997 12:01 PM
To: boballen
Cc: dr-doug; mgs
Subject: Re: CD player (was Questions
Waaaaaaaaaaay off the ground????
Larry Dickstein
bugide@juno.com
On Wed, 16 Jul 1997 10:31:55 -0500 Robert Allen <boballen@sky.net>
writes:
>doug russell wrote:
>
>> Good rule of thumb - noise level (or tire size) is inversely related
>to penis
>> size.
>
>While participating in a rare but memorable marital practice last
>evening, my
>mind was wandering and I found myself thinking about my car and then
>this list.
>Suddenly I got a brainstorm, disengaged myself, promising a quick
>return, and
>ran out to the garage.
>
>Fortunately, the tires were still keeping the chassis above the floor.
>--
>Bob Allen, Kansas City, '69CGT, '75TR6, '61Elva(?)
>"All generalities are false. Including this one."
>
>
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