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RE: lift for rent in NJ ?- Now Waste Disposal

To: <HealeyRic2@aol.com>, <spridgets@autox.team.net> teamfat2.dsl.aros.net id g56I7Qu22615
Subject: RE: lift for rent in NJ ?- Now Waste Disposal
Date: Thu, 6 Jun 2002 11:07:14 -0700
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Thread-topic: lift for rent in NJ ?- Now Waste Disposal
So Rick, are you doing research or writing a book or something. You seem
to have a lot of these "doing-your-wife-in" stories ;) Enquiring
minds...


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-----Original Message-----
From HealeyRic2 at aol.com [mailto:HealeyRic2@aol.com] 
Sent: Thursday, June 06, 2002 9:40 AM
To: RBHouston@aol.com; wsthompson@thicko.com; lbc@littlebitcountry.com;
spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: lift for rent in NJ ?- Now Waste Disposal

    This is kinda weird, but a friend last week told me how he planned
to do 
it.  Put the chipper on board his boat, then invite the wife for a ride.

Knock her off, and put the body through the chipper, distributing the
remains 
into the water as chum.  Next take the chipper apart and drop it in the
water 
piece by piece while cruising along.  Probably couldn't be found by
Robert 
Ballard that way.  Of course this is all hypothetical ... I think.
    Don't do it the way a guy here in Mass. did a couple of years ago.
He 
did the wife in, cut her up with a sawzall and her body was never found 
despite the fact the police dug up his cellar.  Trouble was, the sawzall
was 
borrowed from  his neighbor and left traces of the deceased's DNA on the

blade.  Husband was convicted last week.
    Then there's the other guy locally who picked a woman up at a bar
and 
took her home with him.  Killed her and put her body in a trash barrel.
Only 
problem was he took the trash out in the daytime and his upstairs
neighbor 
saw the woman's leg hanging out of the barrel and called the cops.
    Of course there's the guy who staked his wife's innards out in the
back 
yard after he killed her.  Reason:  she overcooked the pasta!  (where's
Soave 
when you need him?)
    Or how about the guy whose wife disappeared without a clue until one

night he brought the bloody mattress on which he killed her out to the
woods 
behind his home, right into the arms of the State Police who had staked
him 
out for about 2 weeks.  
    Then there's the guy who invited a woman along for a sailboat
cruise.  
They found her body half eaten by crabs and tied with the boat's anchor 
chain.  This genius' excuse:  she got tied up in one of the boat's
lines, 
fell overboard, and drowned.  He was so afraid no one would believe his
story 
he tied her up in the anchor chain and dropped her overboard.  Guess
what? 
The jury didn't believe his story either.
    We got a bunch of 'em here in Mass., topped by the unforgettable
Chuck 
Stuart who shot his wife after attending birthing classes, shot himself
in 
the stomach and called the Boston cops on his car phone.  Launched a
massive 
hunt for the black guy he said did the deed.  At least when the truth
came 
out, he jumped off a bridge saving my tax money from incarcerating his
sorry 
*ss.
    

Rick

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