You can take hint from your neighbors just a bit to the north and
try the Richard Petty nerf bar maneuver. Oh how I've wished to have
the guts to try it sometime.
Drew
On Sep 17, 8:54pm, SUCHAK wrote:
> Subject: Re: Flashing headlights is illegal??
>
> And you CANT even be obnoxious to them 'cause it's somebodys Grandma and
> Granpa.. It's like you *HAVE* to be nice to them just because they went
> off and fought World War Two and that stuff. And when you finally DO
> get past them it's like some little old guy craning to see over the dash
> of the LAC (Large American Car) and looking confused. So you're stuck
> behind these geezers for twenty five miles, all the while wanting to
> flash them, sit two feet off their bumper with the horn blaring, wave
> your hands around in a menacing manner, scream obscenities like you had
> Turettes Syndrome.... But you can't because it's some old lady with a
> name like Ida.
>
> (I'll bet it's even worse for my Tampa brethren...)
>
> Sorry for the lack of LBC content... Ummm, how 'bout "I'm frequently
> blocked while driving my TRIUMPH"
>
> There.
>
> John
>
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